My brother's home from his first semester of college! Yes, already--the study abroad program has a very ODD schedule, though Taylor's regular schedule is preeeetty special also.
It's a little weird having him back, to be honest, though it's not really bad
of course...except for one little thing really that's a HUGE pet peeve of mine. We share a bathroom...and he NEVER FAILS to leave hair on the soap. It's obviously just head hair, so I know
it could be worse BUT STILL. IT'S GROSS I DON'T LEAVE HAIR ON THE SOAP HOW/WHY DOES HE. And SURE ENOUGH, it happened the FIRST TIME he took a shower after he got home, ahaha. So I told him (and I am deadly serious), that if I ever find hair on the soap again, I'm gonna go Jigglypuff on his face
. :| And he gives a whole new meaning to the term "sleeps like the dead" so HE KNOWS I COULD DO IT AND GET AWAY WITH IT.
In other random-as-always news, I got the Twilight
movie through the library system the other day, and I KNEW it was going to be terrible, so of course I had to make my mum watch it with me. I wasn't quite sure how she'd react--I mean, she reads all these ridiculous sappy romance novels all the time, so...a part of me was afraid she'd turn out to be The Scariest Freakin' Thing In Existence, i.e. A TWILIGHT MOM. 8| BUT I needn't have feared, it turns out, because the movie was even MORE wretched than I thought it'd be, and thus we spent the whole movie saying variations of "OH MY GOSH DID YOU SEE THAT
HE IS SO CREEPY!!!" "OH MY GOSH I KNOW!!!"
back and forth at each other. XD
And thanks to RPatz' HORRID ACTING in that one scene in the biology lab where they first meet (around 0:08), I had to explain to my 57-year-old mother what the term "jizzed in his pants" means. |Dalolol The scene when they're at the Cullens' house and he tries to get her to dance with him--my mum deadpanned, "...Dancing...with an iceberg...woohoo." And for all the 'running through the forest' scenes she was like "...What...are they flying? What the heck is going on?"
And then after it was over, she spent the rest of the day being twitchy and creeped out. She just kept coming up to me and saying stuff like, '...And all these teenage girls like him? Really?? HE IS SO WEIRD-LOOKING!' And he IS holy crap I totally agree with the 'foot' part of this thing. 8| 8| 8|An hour so after the movie:Me:
"SO MOM, I'm going in to work this evening--did you want me to pick up a copy of the book for you from the library?" 0:3Mum:
. I wouldn't want to give it credit for being checked out again."Five minutes after that:Me:
"...So...you know, the second movie is at the theatre right now--"Mom:
*EPIC look of AAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP* "NO!"
Oh Twilight. So much fail. And yet you spawn such wonderful goofiness
, I can almost, almost
forgive you for existing. ...And yet not quite, for you are not so bad you are funny, you are so bad you're BAD.
In other, thankfully non-sparkly news, COLLEGE TTLY MAKES YOU SMRT. My brother proved this last night, while watching television.Brother:
*watching some show where some guy had wired himself up with explosives* "...But what -I- wanna know is, where did he get the CO2
*eyebrow quirk* ".......The CO2
*smiiiirks and leans towards him from waaaay across the room...and exhales deeply*Brother:
*UNDERSTANDING DAWNS* "...OH, no, I meant--!"Me:
*already halfway up the stairs & sniggering~* XD...Of course, if he was learning about things like C-4 in college, I would be sorta worried. BUT STILL. /lol pats teh bruzz0r XD